How To Pick Up Chicks At CrossFit: A Clean and A Jerk

Many a man has wondered: “There are so many hot chicks at CrossFit, but they are all so intimidating. What’s the best way to go about picking up on one of these beauties?”

Observe, my buddy Dusty in the video below (and do the opposite).

Apparently, this ploy actually works since rumor has it Dusty was seen taking the female in the video home from the gym. (Of course rumor also has it they’ve been married for a few years, and Dusty was forced to clean the bathrooms for a month after this little “display of strength”.)

This video comes to us courtesy of CrossFit East County

By Phil

Phil is the media wizard behind the brilliant FuncThat. He discovered CrossFit in 2009 and has been hooked ever since. He eagerly awaits the day CrossFit adds weight and age classes to the Games since he's confident he could dominate the 125 pound, 38 year old male division (as long as double unders aren't included). You can follow Phil and FuncThat on pretty much every social media platform ever. Here's a summarized list: Google+, Twitter, Facebook. If you're looking for help setting up your affiliate's site or need a hand with your social media you can contact Phil at


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